I think anyone associated with this administration ages in dog years.

That comment is awesome!

Excellent counterpoint.

I, for one, hope LA gets the ‘24 games. I hate that fucking place.

Tim Duncan is definitely up there. Dirk; KG (even though I always hated him); my boy Steve Nash.

I’ve had him in this conversation for awhile, but I am also a shameless Lebron stan. From a neutral perspective, I really think he’s the only person who can compare to Mike. Better than him? Maybe. Maybe not. But the biggest problem for some people is, and always will be, that his isn’t Michael Jordan.

If LeBron and Curry and Durant stay healthy, I can totally see it.

This twerp and Jared Kushner have both perfected the “Creepy henchman that tortures the hero after he gets caught” look. Very believable as sadists.

Seriously though. I had to scroll up and re-read the age and shit. I am older than this fucking dude and that seriously is messing with me.

I keep forgetting this homie’s only 31. Dude looks like a used up q-tip.
His DNA just screams “insurance salesman with sex predator charges.”

I take great satisfaction that this rat-faced motherfucker looks twice his actual age.

He should have stuck a gun in his mouth.

I think there’s a market for this, I’m about the same age and you bet I’d stand in line for that ride.

Its not even that bad man. Trust me, i live in seattle.

Look, life ain’t that great. I’m 45 and if I got to call my shot, the Kate Beckinsale assisted suicide wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

I’d bang Kate Beckinsale if I was a vampire and she was there entirely to hunt and kill me.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Pro tip: It’s all in your pronunciation. Say it as: rE-n’EGG, not rE-nig, and you’ll be fine.

Counterpoint to No. 6: Spades may not be played at all, because few black people under 35 know how to play spades. This skews worse for college educated and women.

I grew up playing spades but am now forced to play ‘euchre’ thanks to my wife’s midwest childhood.