I love the part where he talks about pride being “a sin” and how he can’t understand how the LGBTQ community refuses to tolerate any other way of thinking. Yeah, crazy how a group of people won’t tolerate a way of thinking that doesn’t believe they have a right to exist! That’s craaaaazy!

My mom has some good ones.

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The clarinet one KILLED me. I can totally see myself (I played the clarinet, too!) thinking this was a perfectly viable idea.

I actually liked 'Monuments Men'. It was a fairly well-paced war-time movie with big stars. I remember reading that Clooney spent way too long editing it, trying to get the tone right and I can totally see that in the film because it's clear there are scenes that hint at a lighter film with old guys doing boot camp,…

Was in my teenage basement bedroom and my cat was in the window watching the world go by, as indoor cats tend to do. He started hissing and fighting with something through the screen. I went up to the screen and shooed whatever cat had wandered into our yard away. Our cat began hissing and growling again, so I got…

You know, some of these nicknames are just disgusting, offensive and immature. I mean, making someone call themselves 'Tulsa'...shameful. At least they didn't name anyone 'Buffalo'.

Read the article this morning and it felt like a bit of a hatchet job to me. The fact that it came out less than an hour before Jackson was released really reiterated that fact for me. I mean, he was friends with a guy charged with murder (who WAS acquitted), a murder was committed at a house party owned by a member…

I don't know why that guy was complaining, I'd be flattered if Bruno Mars was singing about "my penis". And I don't even like Bruno Mars!

Seriously. If it doesn't have a wacky commercial or a cartoon mascot, it's not really a breakfast cereal and falls into the "Other Breakfast" category with cold pizza and fruit.

Now I know why he looks so familiar, he's the guy in the hospital scene with Bill Murray in Lost in Translation!

No Wild Wing catching on fire?!

But, yeah, it is funny. Every. Time.

Years and years ago, my family went to see the Snow Birds (Canada's version of the Blue Angels) in a local park and there was a poor mascot there dressed up like the Little Caesars guy. And a group of terrible parents decided he was the best guy to…

No inclusion of any of the food from 'Eat Drink Man Woman'?! That entire movie is like a love letter to food! Boo!

"The victim replied that no, she would not want the pen back."

It looks like those awkward moments in the late 90s when they would get awkward white guys to do the Macarena and they're concentrating so hard on getting it right. Someone should set this gif to the Macarena.

The Lexington letter is the best: "but once the little whore started simulated masturbation and intercourse on stage, we had to leave the room"

I just imagine this dad going: "That's it, time to go." and they all go huddle in the kitchen while one of the kids goes

I've always been partial to 'Wog' ever since the major used it in a Fawlty Towers episode. I still have no idea what race it denigrates, honestly. And I don't want to know.