If the brakes dont stop it something will

Miss mine put a next generation jetta engine and trans in it rigged the throttle body to open both butterflies thought it was cool as hell and when full of compost it would burn tire like a mustang at cars n coffee!

They suck. Better wait till they drive themselves even under ideal road conditions. My “old” cars dont make me look where things are.

It for doggy style carsex?

Advanced aero thermal. Two out of three do not belong to a jeep thank god. Is this why dodge cant keep a partner?

Actually changed my mind. Have to clear my mind of all the roached out beaters ive seen kind of like baby pigeons i dont recall seeing a new cared for one up close. 

Sticky notes

This will be a thing #eliomotors

Ive only owned one car with less than 150k. Surveys are so friggen stoopid. In maine you report you milage every renewal. 

It has a mail slot

Roush stang in saco maine dealer. Looked at a truck there “buy it now at auction price” 19k with codes and cancer i said you might get 10 at auction I’ll offer that. They said no i took all their carpenter pencils an bailed. 

How many are left we need to know

I miss the 80's my b210 could go 112. Only limits were grades and headwinds.

Croissants 

She buys the new vette you get the old one, or grow a pair and you get the new one to compensate for the fact your driving a car with no balls.

Big dumb ugly. 

Isseta

Dyslexia makes me think those say slut life

Ironically its not as high up as your average truck. 

This is why i stick with my wrangler and mk4 tdi. Crank windows, no ac cut off after deer stikes and natural death,man trans, normal sized tires, no glass coverage, buy used tires cheap tire free tires. Rebuild diffs. Sheep goto heaven goats goto hell