No matter the color of his skin he deserved a lead aspirin. This world is nut because of soft rules 

Ok but when was the last time a plumber was in a rush on the clock?

Neither do sprinters

Were fat pussies thats why. I dont own and auto 5 cars trucks

Looks like a sex train

Somewhere between idiocracy and hitchhikers guide were all fukked. Bythe way google phone sanitizer hitchhikers guide doesnt show up for sooooo long D A must be impressed with himself

1980 rabbit. Learned how to anticipate other drivers. Thos squirrels take a long time in the engine room to get back up to speed on the interstate

I warm mine up so i can find 2nd or reverse. Sadly no heat really sucks dressing like a fucking fur trapper just to go to work

Any dealer charging 380 for an alignment can afford it. Holy shit i pay my guy 50 bucks

It helps my car wants to walk forward and or stall in neutral due to thick gear oil. Till a minute later so it must be doing some warming of the fluid.

Been there dad i hit a pothole and ruined the rim. My “good car” comes home on a wrecker. Axle bent, control arm, tie rod, intercooler, fender, fender liner, bumper, bumper skirt. First set of name brand tires i bought in my life, now 3 goodyear eagles. At least this nipple head can drive it home.

No they used to make am air cooled engine and a diesel never heard of anything else

Fuel economy and reliability. Still waiting driving  a 417,000 mile wagon around thinking there might be a replacement coming along.

Yes never tried fat ass in a glass though. Maybe yager and moxie they would compliment each another. Ill call it chimney fire!

Try 50 plus with a loaded touring rig. And a pint of gas in the bottle cage for the stove. Oh to be 19 again 

What if she crashed would that count?

Old news. It would definitely count if she landed on her ass!!! I drafted a ten wheeler for a few miles at 45 50 mph. Friggin awesome like going no resistance on moms old therapy bike exercise rig with the clamp wheel.

What else did they do with that turkey baster? Me thinks not

Moxie and alkens coffe brandy. “Dubbed trailer fire”

Had one put a gti motor and 5 speed in it. Scary fun kinda like the zipper at the county fair.