By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Marshall’s father is a little off base here. He sees playing a white guy over a black guy as an example of racism when it’s really an example of tanking.

we still don’t know whether either is very good at their jobs.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is the best rap album of all time

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Bartolo Colon is now searching for those delicious meatballs.

This post is a little disingenuous, Barry. We all know that Costas also refuses to touch the HGH.

Remember the Alamo.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Obviously photo-shopped. Everyone knows Rodgers can’t stand being that close to a pussy.

His last gift was screwing up the Niners draft position on a meaningless win.

You have no idea what was said. You need to be a non-commenter.

No Browns fans can pass the test for a food handler permit.

Let's not get crazy.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Kill a kid with a toy gun? Justified. Wheelie around town? I’ll have your badge Johnson!

“Chris Kluwe has done a lot of good.”

Translation: I’m just kind of vaguely mad, red, and nude on the internet, and don’t have the ability to actually articulate a point, so I’m gonna try to coast on acting vaguely superior. So... hope that was good for you.