Dunking is the highest percentage chance of scoring 2 points. How is dunking not important again?

You gotta know Haywood at least, right?

He’d get my vote for sure if that was true

I bet both of these scumbags think touchdown dances are wrong tho.

This is no joking matter.

Pretty much any world class athlete who is 6'1 can dunk. Shit, most of the ‘good’ players at your local Y who are 6'1 can dunk a soccer ball.

Nobody likes Russ.

You really think people outside of the Seattle area love them?

Soccer is so fucking weird.

Aunt Hank

This is stupid and bad and makes you look dumb.

Ya, I'd definitely let her stab me for a couple stabs back at her.

The best part is that is not an unreasonable assumption.

Life is too short to get worked up about trivial things.

What the fuck? They just excluded all the Atlantans?

Apologies. Congrats on your dump stacking game.

Is this ‘standing’ tho? Fuck does this mean I’m a Stander? I just assumed that ‘sitting’ meant raising your ass just enough to get your hand in there and clean up. Now you are telling me that if my cheeks aren’t touching the seat I’m a Stander?

Congrats on having the worlds thickest hands.

Funk & Wagnalls on mine.

Idk, having 60 million is pretty impressive in my book.