Scott’s tots?

smoke weed

3 vs. 3 Basketball

Man up and talk about your sex life with your future father and mother in law. Ask for pointers.

Samer’s dad is the best.

Hire draper’s mom!

Yeah, I’m surprised they didn’t do something more drastic. I totally agree with you. He should be beaten and/or killed.

If you think that is sad then you must not be married with kids. That sounds like a pants off holiday to me.

Apparently authorities first became suspicious when the victim’s funeral had a 10 dollar admission but Ladies were free at the door.

Roshambo FTW.

Plain cake FTW

You seem to have me over a barrel of garbage donuts, well played. Although, to be fair, I spelled raccoon correctly.

“Racoon chooses to eat garbage over food”

Jesus people from the south, do you really talk like this?

Good thing his last name wasn’t Wallet.

C’mon Chip!

“He was big spender, just like his liberal predecessor, except he borrowed the money instead of raising taxes.”

So he’s a conservative, then.

George failed when he didn’t run with the slogan “As uninspiring a candidate as Jeb, but at a fraction of the cost.”

A paragraph that uses both, pro style qb and spread qb to describe one player gets an eye roll.

Clearly that’s a typo. He meant to say “I’m a Reuben.”