Vice President Jesus

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

The last game they allowed them was fantastic.

I know that horse. Comes from a championship stock. In fact I’ve heard it’s blood-mare dam was bred out many many times at top notch prices.

How much of it is dedicated to him getting pissed off at Keith Van Horn?

I totally blame this guy.

Maybe you should have gotten a real degree!

“I’m trying to win the game so I don’t get fired” is all we really needed.

My condolences!

I put his odds of kickin’ a bitch way higher than 10%

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

Driving drunk makes you an asshole no matter what. Last I checked, people suffering from alcoholism can still take cabs.

I feel like that would actually be impressive. Like hitting 0 out of 10 numbers in a game of Keno.

Did you really just bring up last season in an argument for this year’s MVP? I agree that Palmer should be in the discussion, but you realize that last year has zero relevance on this year, right?

An undefeated 13-1 season is perfectly respectable. No need to lie about the stats.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

“he has been sober since the DUI that landed him in prison”

Lighten up, Francis.

“Can you imagine the cock on this kid?”-Tom Ley

Based on your username, I’m gonna have to trust you on this one.