John Swoletrain

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

“Typical.”

Isn’t the better question is why give a shit what any athlete thinks about on any political matter

Related: Gilbert Arenas cannot lie.

That estranged parent shit is so white.

Do black people serve jive turkeys during the holiday season?

How many John Kuhn jerseys do you own?

“Once they did away with the set shot, I kniew I was wasting my time.”

when they let the thugs in, I was finished! what happened to nice basketball players like rick barry

I’m in a no-shoe and dog home. My wife requires we clean the dogs feet with wet paper towels after every walk. I’ve been doing it for 6 and a half years now. I can’t wait for that dog to die, no matter how much I love him.

I don’t know what the kid has in bottle but guy to the right has crack.

If you’re into amateur porn, this is the site for you.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

Hernandez says he doesn’t hold a grudge, but predicts those college boys are going to have a tough time selling him knives next summer.

Looked like he hit that free-throw a little fat.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

You call your donger “debate”?

Oh man...a 6th man???? Well that changes everything!