Well at least we can be sure of one thing, they struggle on pass defense.

Yes! Can’t wait to hear how amazing Embid is going to be if he ever plays a game. How Covington is a damn good 6th man. How deadspin just hates Philly in general.

What a fucking joke! Here this man did the proper thing—went to sikh out security and still nothing happened.

She gives me the strongest great grandma boner

He’s right tho.

You're right. I think 1 in 4 is like 3% or something like that. Like we are supposed to believe a 3% chance is going to happen

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good article. As someone who is about the same age as you, thanks for reminding me how much the 90s sucked.

The real question I have is, was there any Muslims involved?

I know I am supposed to like this nice Pop, but I feel like the normal complexion of the interview was all screwed up.

I feel like I got my salad tossed

All I know is that bitch better act right.

This is exactly how my texts to my wife look when I’m in the bathroom beating off and she’s checking in to see how the kids are doing.

It ain’t older than runnin’

Other than Icognito and Alex Smith who in the NFL has a 2 inch penis?

One of the few tenets I live my life by is: If you send your dogs to ‘daycare’, you deserve to get shit spread around your house.

I usually Eat It, then get the Runs.

She's not poor anymore

Tonight is your night, bro.

Deadspin late to the party as usual. Cornwallis has been saying this Patriots are sketchy shit for years