27,000 words and you didn't even tell us who he fucked to start off the redemption tour.

It is definitely not because the games are officiated by a bunch of senior citizens in the cold at midnight. Not because of that at all

I love Stanton’s Dong too

I still say he walked

You’re going to have a sore face on Nov 30th.

Keep it in your pants, sir.

I hate when I overreact to a reaction without reacting within the original context of the original statement that made me react in the first place.

Fucking JiveTurks

I think it means showing up 10 minutes early to everything.

Up your butt and around the corner

I am not an expert, but I think she lost cause she got banked on.

For me, as a Christian man, it was 2 homosexual males making out. I don’t care what hot and horny things you do in your bedroom. But don’t shove it down my throat and up my ass.

I'm so sick of these fucked up headlines. How hard is it to remember to put in whoever they included in the trade with Relton Simmons?

Typical selfish athlete. If he cared more about winning than fashion, they probably would be undefeated instead of having 1 loss.

Life is so fragile. One minute you are here, then, MMMBOB, the next minute you're gone

I didn’t know you couldn’t do that.

It is no surprise that he is Jared Fogle’s favorite player

I love this new 3-3 OT. I guess you could say I just Kane’t say no to it.

Damn, I shoulda been nicer to GM.