It’s owned by a gay couple now, I believe! You can do mini goat yoga and they have princess tea parties and whatnot. It’s a wonderful time! My friend was their event planner for a while!

I feel like Shep is the embodiment of chaotic good, though. Like he’s an asshole but he truly just wants everyone around him to be living their best and happiest lives.

I’m inclined to disagree. I have had wonderfully pleasant experiences paying strippers. “Oh, you’re basically going to grind up on me to grab this $20 out of my mouth with yours? Yeah I am super cool with that.” 

My friends and I stay right where the new casino is supposed to go in. While we plan to be out well before opening, there’s some concern about the surrounding rent prices.

C-section talk aside....YOUR KIDS SOUND FUCKING AWESOME!

That was my thought, too! How are THOSE the words you choose to put on a plaque at the site of a rape?? Because, and I’m sure many others would agree, we are NOT okay! 

I think Lizzo’s “Truth Hurts” is a more applicable summer pick than Juice! It’s a freedom feeling but a hard ass bop. I’d rather bump that this summer in the Jeep all summer!

So are you saying you prefer shorter women...? Cuz if that’s the case, sounds like your original point is moot if you’re also judging on women’s height lol

I’m a 5'11" female who has had ZERO issue with dating someone shorter than me. It’s mostly been about how insecure dudes can be when they’re dating a taller female. /JS

From my basic understanding of it, it’s not really beneficial unless combined with THC. Since it virtually counteracts the degree of high one is.

You’re not supposed to “wash” meat per the CDC. If you’re cooking it to the correct temperature then there are no consumer controllable issues at hand. 

1) clarification much appreciated!

So that sets precedent for Robert Kraft’s files to be released too, right?

One of my best friends (a mother of 2; almost 30) regularly uses the phrase “i love you so much that i just want to pick you up, squeeze you, and throw you at the wall” and i had literally never heard it before. My face=pure terror. Now whenever she says it, I hug her super hard and laugh.

WAIT! There’s major cognitive dissonance among conservatives?!

Being betrayed by your own brain is terrifying and unsettling. You spend years cultivating memories, information, a personality; and suddenly one day you’re just not the same. There’s a constant fear that it’ll turn on you again and that fear increases ten fold whenever you remember that you can’t control it.

General, not legal reasons: 1) contribution to Florida Man twitter acct 2) general inflection that Kraft/Patriots ARE indeed capable of losing something 3) raised awareness of sex slavery (I fully support consensual sex work but it’s unlikely that it was, in this case)

....would like insight on how to be buried there.

My first ever experience was a saleswoman who looked at me and instantly said “38DD. Don’t believe me? Let’s measure.” And she was spot fucking on. She’s been my brassiere sherpa ever since lol

Hold the motherfucking presses. We’re punishing game creators instead of these kids’ parents? Idk about you guys but I sure as hell didn’t have money to blow within video games. Parents can put purchasing codes on consoles, can use membership cards to avoid hooking up a CC-but we better write a law! /s