God will let you slide on that one. 

God forgive me, but I hope that means he stops tomorrow.

That’s... all of Star Wars, though? To the point where Mel Brooks made a parody in which “merchandise” is yelled a lot.

If you chose to save Kanye over Michael Jackson’s music we cannot be friends, you are DUMB

This is gonna be the most cathartic bracket ever. Immediately after voting I was filled with a feeling of peace and weightlessness, albeit temporarily. I guess imagining a world without YouTubers really was that therapeutic!

This is terrible, and so normalized in society. It can happen to almost anyone. But if you are a woman, it is a guarantee you will experience street harassment- it’s a rite of passage. It’s horrific. I was 8 when it first happened to me. My mom told me it was because I was “becoming a woman.”

Bull. I am saying I had better results when I was aggressive in response to unwanted male approach. I also said I was assaulted by a neighbor, which happened twice when I was nine. Having been a victim myself, the last thing I’m going to do is blame someone for being attacked! Are you out of your mind?
I was stalked…

As a female person, I had a lifetime of catcalls, attempted rape, attempted kidnapping, stalking and all the rest to contend with. (As a child I was molested by a neighbor.) One thing I found is that when I was aggressive in return, these men were less likely to mess with me. (Of course there’s always the chance this…

Going on 10 years now. You don’t really get over it. You just learn to live with it and to not have it affect your day to day, but there will always be little triggers.

After a while, they mostly trigger some nostalgia, and not straight up sadness tho.

I hope everybody has a great day tomorrow. We fucking deserve it.

Most men don’t understand the fear of walking down a street. Or how always we start thinking of ways to defend ourselves—if that random stranger comes my way I’ll kick him on the balls, or I’ll run that way. If I scream will people hear me? Should I pull the handles of cars and hope they have alarms. And then the…

Alternatively: there’s absolutely no shame in spending Thanksgiving alone.

Everyone once in a while I’ll read an article about Remini and her anti-Scientology campaign and I’ll catch myself thinking “move on from this already,” but then I remember that the people behind Scientology are fucking evil and ruin peoples’ lives and I think - actually Leah, continue to fuck their shit up and don’t…

It frustrates me that idiots like these can somehow afford nice cars, but all I can afford is a super used minivan - despite having a Bachelor’s and two Master’s degrees.
I guess it’s my fault for being a teacher and having multiple kids, though.

Not my mistake but a mistake by my old man. My dad, on a fundamental level, does not understand that my fiance has a dairy allergy. Not lactose intolerance, not a slight sensitivity, an actual allergy. Consuming anything more than trace amounts of dairy means she does not have to worry about putting on any…

At the risk of outing myself as a curmudgeonly poopy pants, I hate this time of year. I hate celebratory dinners, I hate being fed, I hate the fuss, and everyone stresses themselves out and makes everything miserable. When the grandmother of the family sat down to the table after everyone worked for hours and sighs,…

Part of me doesn’t want to condone crime. Part of me thinks “nice one”.

Fortunately, these types of activities are rare. Thank you to everyone who does the right thing every day

...manslaughter...

As a kinky fucker, I’d just like to put this out there...