I wish there was a condition that stopped me from being able to read men’s comments on mainstream news websites. 

Buried the lede & missed the point by a mile. This is NOT about Bezos’s excruciatingly-sweet love texts— this is about Donald Trump using his National Enquirer to publicly embarrass his financial nemesis.

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

There is no doubt in my mind Vallelonga’s father didn’t have a special relationship with Don Shirley. I think his father came home and regaled the family with stories about that uppity nigger he drove around the south. White people love when they are the heroes of stories about black people. 

I can see someone with his experience and industry knowledge, but his history of sexual misconduct, being taken on by a company in an advisory position. Not in charge of any staff, not as part of the company, but as an independent style contractor who is paid by advice sought and delivered. Anything else makes me…

Maybe he needs to not be automatically be put IN CHARGE of anything anymore. Maybe he shouldn’t have hiring and firing power and the opportunity to make decisions about who gets what work? Maybe he can just go to work like the rest of us plebeians and get coffee for the other perfectly qualified person who should have…

I feel the same. I mentioned this on reddit and was downvoted SO HARD. Why do people like this horrid pranking???

Dear lord, I am tired of these entitled assfaces staying at the top of the freaking ladder when all signs say I’M A PIECE OF SHIT WHO PREYS ON OTHER PEOPLE! He’s basically saying, “I put myself in a time-out for a year, don’t I deserve to have my job back?” NO. In the words of Willy Wonka:

Yes, Ellen can quit with her stupid prank bullshit any time now. I looked up the psychology of wanting to “scare” others and why people do it, and it’s not pretty.

Morning people! I swear it’s a cult! you don’t see night owls going around trying to convince everyone to change their sleep schedule but morning people act like it is their top priority!

Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome is real and it’s a monster. My natural sleep cycle is like Yogi Bear. I’ll sleep ‘til noon but before it’s dark, I’ll have every picnic basket that’s in Jellystone Park.

Thanks, Michelle. I'm gay, yet reassured.

Three hours and nobody came?

Hey...cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.

You can lick my bell-ell-ell/Lick my bell

His choice of words is SO weird to me. If he’d said 25-year-old bodies are “hotter” than 50-year-old ones? Most people would probably agree about that. It doesn’t necessarily mean that everyone wants to date 25-year-olds regardless of their own age. People are still attracted to people closer to their own age (I hope)…

Also - is it me, or are French men actually worse about this shit? Or am I being unfair?

Trust me when I say, gain weight and you’ll become irrelevant at any age.

For fuck's sake, how did this even come up? Who is asking old dudes about their dusty boners?