How fun would it be to wear that?!?!?!  I love it.  Take off the shirt part around the neck so I could show a little cleavage and it would be perfect.  Black velvet is so much fun to wear.

Yes, that is driving me nuts. Also, if they could make it slightly more obvious that the caption is for the picture above and not the picture below, that would be nice. Didn’t we learn two years ago at the Oscars that font and graphic design and placement matter? Yes, we learned that the hard way.

This is so cute. The only thing Katy Purry has ever reacted to on the TV is Sir Richard Attenborough’s Birds of Paradise program on PBS. She was absolutely riveted.  

I went to small claims court and it was the best decision I ever made. My car was damaged by a Jiffy Lube place who left the old gasket on when changing the oil filter and all the oil leaked out basically destroying the engine on my car. Repair was $1800.00 (20 years ago). The place’s insurance wanted to pay for it,…

What did the button say?

And my default as a person, is to be unfailingly honest and straightforward. I hate doublespeak and hypocrisy and all that. So even though I can pass off a lie at first, later I revert back to my need to be honest and forget that I was supposed to lie about it.  Maybe it’s because I’m pretty good at spotting lies and…

While I do see the appeal of having more control of what you put in your mouth (since I have like, literally zero of that control), one of the great joys in life is eating fabulous food.

Did you get a raise too?

And they NEVER SAW THE TESTING MACHINE ACTUALLY WORKING either. One guy invested so much money, his grandson decided to get a job there. The grandson actually had some knowledge and education in the science of it. He never saw the machine working either and saw with his own eyes, the company falsifying reports and…

I couldn’t even manage to pretend to like the people I worked with, let alone carry off any kind of complicated scheme.  Seriously, I work from home now.

Right?  And she better have not missed those four fucking cents.  I want my four cents back.

That’s what I never understood about that.  HRC has been answering hardball gotcha questions for 30 forking years.  She wasn’t a novice who was going to get tongue tied no matter what was asked of her.

Or, if you can, jump up on stage and follow the actors or down into the orchestra pit.  Even if you can’t get out, there’s tons of stuff to hide behind.

Chocolate.  Chocolate is the point.  And cheesecake.  Cheesecake is sometimes the point.

Because a lot of people have terrifyingly sub-par sexual education tainted with Abstinence Only bullshit that tells them that condoms don’t work, in order to make them too scared to have a healthy sex life.

It is never my intention to yuck anyone’s yum, but for me, sensuality has no place in the bedroom.

That’s what I want to know, why was he opening and closing the door so many times that someone had to tell him to stop it? And why didn’t he stop it when asked to stop it and how did it escalate to the point where they both got injured?

I used to be able to but now that the news is so bad, it’s all I can do to read tidbits about what actually happened. Listing to people yammer about it just makes everything even worse.

Valentine’s Day has ALWAYS been about hating men for me.  I think in the last 45 years I’ve had ONE that was even close to decent.