What these guys don’t realize is that it’s not just rent/mortgages not being paid. If you don’t have a paycheck, you don’t buy toilet paper, you buy less gas to get to work, you eat at home instead of buying lunch at the cafe down the street. You can’t plan your wedding, you can’t finance your new car, your mortgage…

Plenty of people have mentioned the Black Hebrew guys who were being offensive. All 4 of them. Why did this big group of teenage boys on a school trip fell the need to get involved in any way? Using those people to defend these guys is like saying “well, that guy on the playground was screaming really loud so I…

“I wish we could’ve walked away and avoided the whole thing.”

I was gonna say, I found out early on that I could drink a whole bottle of vodka and be fine the next morning but a single glass of wine and I’m a forking zombie for the next 24 hours. I’ve never officially tested it, but I’m pretty sure that means I’m allergic to wine.

Thank god I only have one niece and her birthday is usually around Easter so I actually remember but not because I’m great at it.

I can understand that it’s not always feasible, but I can attest to the fact that it is definitely worth the effort.

It amazes me how little these pundits know about pop culture and how much of a voice artists like Cardi B really have. And that they are no longer shy about using their voices to talk to their millions of followers. I mean, I couldn’t name a single song that Cardi B is famous for but I certainly know enough not to impl…

I love the “were you there?” bullshit. Honey, you weren’t there either and I’m sure the story your kid told you about what happened put himself in the best light. What I do know is that her kid was in a group of teenage boys in DC for an anti-choice march walking around together (apparently without a chaperone) all…

I love the “I don’t know how everything went so left” idea. Yeah dude, it went left the first time you didn’t listen to experienced people who said what needed to be done in order to make the event happen. Or, I dunno, maybe it was when the first engineer hired to figure out the water and waste management part of…

Yeah, I also thought the houses were given away to people for free whose houses has been destroyed. I had no idea that they had to get mortgages.

My categories are A. Friends who are worth buying nice Brie and aged gouda (Vincent) and pate and B. Family who gets store brand sliced cheddar and Triscuits.

Depends on how much other food there is.

Well, mine is kind of obvious, my name is Michelle and I live in Minneapolis. I’m kind of surprised it was available on YouTube so I could start my channel and it was also available on email and Instagram so it totally worked out! (I used to have a more anonymous name but I have given that one up so that I could talk…

You shouldn’t feel bad until you know what it is that you did. We often take on things that we’re not really responsible for and you don’t even know yet if it was actually you who did whatever it is, or if the friend just thinks you are and it’s really someone else, or thinks you did/said something that you didn’t and…

Jeez, I feel a bit awkward that it was the first thing I thought of.

You forgot The Good Place’s theory of time/existence:

Depends on if you see time as linear or as The Good Place teaches us:

That a 6 year old even knows what Instagram is goes against every bit of parenting advice ever written.

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