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It amazes me how little these pundits know about pop culture and how much of a voice artists like Cardi B really have. And that they are no longer shy about using their voices to talk to their millions of followers. I mean, I couldn’t name a single song that Cardi B is famous for but I certainly know enough not to impl

I love the “were you there?” bullshit. Honey, you weren’t there either and I’m sure the story your kid told you about what happened put himself in the best light. What I do know is that her kid was in a group of teenage boys in DC for an anti-choice march walking around together (apparently without a chaperone) all

I love the “I don’t know how everything went so left” idea. Yeah dude, it went left the first time you didn’t listen to experienced people who said what needed to be done in order to make the event happen. Or, I dunno, maybe it was when the first engineer hired to figure out the water and waste management part of

Yeah, I also thought the houses were given away to people for free whose houses has been destroyed. I had no idea that they had to get mortgages.

My categories are A. Friends who are worth buying nice Brie and aged gouda (Vincent) and pate and B. Family who gets store brand sliced cheddar and Triscuits.

Depends on how much other food there is.

Well, mine is kind of obvious, my name is Michelle and I live in Minneapolis. I’m kind of surprised it was available on YouTube so I could start my channel and it was also available on email and Instagram so it totally worked out! (I used to have a more anonymous name but I have given that one up so that I could talk

You shouldn’t feel bad until you know what it is that you did. We often take on things that we’re not really responsible for and you don’t even know yet if it was actually you who did whatever it is, or if the friend just thinks you are and it’s really someone else, or thinks you did/said something that you didn’t and

Jeez, I feel a bit awkward that it was the first thing I thought of.

You forgot The Good Place’s theory of time/existence:

Depends on if you see time as linear or as The Good Place teaches us:

That a 6 year old even knows what Instagram is goes against every bit of parenting advice ever written.

For $50.00 I can show you how you can get 500 stars on your comments and still be in the grays!

Yep, it’s a very fancy “new” thing that higher-ups read about in AdWeek that makes them sound like they’re on the cutting edge of the zeitgeist.

Do people really need guidance to buy a wedge of Presidente and the store-brand gruyere at Safeway and slap it all together on a plate?

Which she would know if she had more than one! As I always say: It’s not a one-night stand, it’s an audition and buddy, you didn’t get a call-back.”

I know, right? ONE one-night stand?

Fuck Yeah, it was.

“You WANT me to be a white supremacist, you NEED me to be a white supremacist.”

Dude, Spoiler Alert!