My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

Kids want to be older; adults want to be younger.

I came home from college in the early two-thousands and saw ads on TV with a girl who can’t get a job. She uses this product. She gets her skin lighter. She gets the job.

I don’t get it either. Was she talking about Oriental salad dressing? If it’s okay to call a rug “Oriental,” as she says, then why wouldn’t it be okay for salad dressing? Is she just stupid?

Brit (and GBBO fan) here. I was resigned to never watching again but hot damn, if Tamal presented I might just have to rethink...

Thanks, that, too is a great article. I had thought about the dilemma of writing “outside” of your experience and I see where Abdel-Magied
goes astray. Thanks! Still, Shriver sounds like an idiot here. I’m pretty much off her books after freaking out from We Need to Talk About Kevin.

I feel like my only meaningful takeaway from this is that playing out our cultural battles against the backdrop of stupid shit college students do is sort of like watching a debate between Jill Stein and Ammon Bundy and thinking you have been presented with a reasonable picture of what the American left and right look…

I stand with her in principle/Come at me bro.

This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.

“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”

BRODNEY???????????????????

Close second:

Have you not watched a roast before? They pretty much go after the lowest hanging fruit, and all race/gender jokes are fair game. It’s kind of the point to be misogynist to a shitty woman.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I think she should be able to work again, but a communications professor blocking journalists from a public area and saying bring some muscle (a threat) is a very, very, very bad look. That and her non-apology, I know I sure as hell wouldn’t want her working for any department I was involved with.

What bugs me most is that Beyonce is quite possibly the ideal Jezebel celebrity. I never hear a bad word about her; I got jumped on last week for raising a mild question about her decision to take her 4-year-old to an awards show she couldn’t possibly appreciate, dressed in enough tulle to choke an ox. Basically, she…

Even though Ru gets criticized a lot by Millenials for her, “its subversive, it pushes buttons, I’m not going to hate,” stance (Shemail, the queen who was doing black face), I get where she’s coming from. Ru believes that drag should challenge our pearl clutching, and push us to realize we are just caging ourselves by…

I find the idea of trigger warnings commendable, but also sort of impossible to maintain in reality. I say this as someone who has PTSD and who has also taught at the college level. My PTSD is from childhood abuse, so my triggers are weird and often very general things that are unavoidable: doors opening suddenly, the…

It seems to me that 20-somethings do have a certain amount of power, tenure or no. There in fact have been a few cases where tenured professors have been hauled before investigative boards based on the outrage of 20-somethings. While I am not saying that they hold a preponderance of power, let us not be naive in…

Yes, during lectures or and speakers, they will start blowing whistles and disrupting speeches to the point where the lecture/speaker can’t speak. In some scenarios, they have physically stolen mics from the speakers.