I will watch Enough every single damn time it’s on.

Ooh, yes. And High Crimes.

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

Not really. She’s intersex. She’s not fighting her body to feminize it by taking hormones, but she’s not supplementing her body either through doping. She just is existing as herself. It’s tricky as fuck. There’s a reason men and women have separate categories for racing, and unfortunately there isn’t an in between or…

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

It’s not common at all and I don’t know any corporate types who use any more security in Brazil than they do elsewhere in the world. This is the first kidnapping in the news in many years. Jalopnik readers need to wipe the cow shit off their boots and learn about other countries.

She tried to make it NICE!!!!

no, you’re underestimating her. but that’s ok. women of color are used to that. guess how many fucks we give?

Not sure you can be ‘collateral damage’ if you started the ball rolling.

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

Honestly, as much as I hate the outcome of the trial, I’m reticent to say “fuck this judge” because I don’t see how he could have come to any other conclusion.

Who DOES need to be fucked? The Crown Prosecutor for completely fucking up at doing their job. They handed this case over with barely a fight.

But he is right. There is a vocal set of people who are committed to “believing survivors/accusers” based on nothing other than the fact that they have accused someone of sexual assault. This describes many commenters here on Jezebel. It ignores any interest in finding the actual truth and is a bananas way of going…

Can’t wait for Veep.

Once again. Thanks for proving my point. Go get some anger management, probably do you some good.

You sound like the type of person that sends death threats.

Some Trump fan shouted out with something like, “You lost! Trump for president!”

Yep, the last time I wrote a letter on behalf of an ex-employee explaining why the company’s non-compete was unenforceable and threatening a class action suit, the company not only tucked tail and ran away, they gave my guy a generous severance. Corporate America is shitty.

I have this theory that her whole Queen Bey persona is covering up the fact that she is actually a very boring person. I mean she’s hung out with Goop a lot.

“...when I gave birth to my daughter, Blue.”

Notice that in defense, Mira says that both he/she and the professor in question are academics. Notice that the language in the professor’s email is “academic” but clear? As though she is concerned with having her point understood by many people, as opposed to just sounding like she has given it sufficient thought and…