#goals?

Madonna looks more like Rocco’s twin than his mom here.

I absolutely love Yoko’s response to Kanye.

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

The Warhol screen print of a man’s genitalia

do you mean tossed salad?

I can’t believe you ate it.

Sorry in advance but I’m jacking this thread... new baby born a couple of hours ago. First of the season. She’s ADORABLE!!!

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

I’ve gotten to the point where i just skip them...

In my younger 20's I lived in a house with way too many people, we had many couches (even building stadium sofa seating to accommodate) but my favorite memory of that house was our sectional couch, which we called Sectional Healing.

I mean, should he even be embarrassed about that? Pretty much every boyfriend I’ve ever had wants his ass played with/fingered.

I’ve frequently been drawn to cute clothes at target only to discover they are maternity.

The Mother Kardashian’s face seems to really want to separate from her skull. It scares me.

Now that is some good dadding, right there!

The gift of creative insulting is the gift that keeps on giving, a bit like herpes.

I’m not sure the Academy should be the primary focus here. In all the discussions, only 3 movies are named that starred minority actors that should have been considered. Straight out of Compton, Concussion and Beast of No Nation. That’s out of, what, a couple hundred movies released in 2015?

Idea for App: Cher translator.

The term “made love” makes me want to puke so hard. Such a lame euphemism.

So MTV is showing this guy, who is clearly crazy, video footage of her saying that she was planning on leaving him, and bringing him on the show after she cheated on him which will obviously result in him finding out? Why do I feel like MTV would love the ratings boost of a domestic violence murder but publicly say…