It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Nancy Reagan out there flexin on these bitches.

How do famous people get into relationships so quickly? I meet someone I can stand about once every five years.

Always

Who pissed in your fucking Cheerios this morning?

Which is why I’m confused as to why the article is referring to it a “painful birth.” I mean, a planned c-section can suck but that seems a little overwrought even for them.

Very good point.

It’s not too late. Go have weird sex right now and you can come back to tell us about it right after.

DAMMIT ROBERT THIS REDEMPTION STORY COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS

also Ricky Gervais is probably the best thing that ever happened to the Golden Globes

Canada is back to shaming us neighbors to the south with their good governance. All is right in the natural world again.

I figure it’s a “make lemonade out of artisanal lemons” situation.

Your move, Paltrow.

Patron Saint of Fame whores

Stuff like this makes me question my continued military service, it also makes me glad I’m getting chinese food for my birthday dinner tonight.

Due is mine.

Wilde West.

please name him Go.

I think she said he won’t have a directional name. It’ll probably be Khryst.

Easton is my vote.