I can’t prove it, but i’ve been batting %1000 on Shade Court lately. I mean, I’m white girl killing it pumpkin latte and all, bitches

Glad you liked it!

My husband said the same thing— all the adults did was set the table for the kids!

The opposite of “wrinkly”?

Aw! You sweet, random internet person!

Are ya’ll gonna kill me if I say I didn’t really like her work in “Stranger Things”? It was so much just one note. One note that got waaaaayyyy overplayed :( Bummed me out, too. Winona and me go way back. Anyway, I gotta motor or I’m gonna be late for a funeral.

Yes. It was from breathing in air down there

Would love to read it :) My small family was living in Fort Greene at the time. Our middle baby met her bestie when we moved to our new joint 5 years ago and that whole family has given me perspective I didn’t know I needed about the cops, 9/11, FDNY/NYPD relations... they’re amazing people

So much went horribly wrong under Guiliani during 9/11 and the intervening months & years. My kid’s best friend’s dad is FDNY (her mom is NYPD) and he’s been on 250 mcg of Synthroid TWICE A DAY since 2012. He spent 6 months digging the pile after he made it out alive that day... his stories, and the way he tells them…

I’ve been telling my whole family that (husband included FOR YEARS) re. Pitbull

Marry me

Except that life will likely be exponentially worse for some other people

And that dude’s life won’t change if the sun-dried-air-brushed-owl-pellet is elected. The lack of empathy and motivation to do good for other people is what really terrifies me about the Stumps (my new name for Trump supporters)

*with a shaving/make up mirror over the sink

Er, they ALL say “dada” first. Da da da, ba ba ba, ummmm, goooo— it’s just what humans do

Girl! My hump was a national embarrassment for years until my Pilates BFF set me straight. No joke: SIT/STAND UP STRAIGHT

The amount of drugs available at the Lolla’s I attended (Saratoga NY) was pretty savage back then

That was one holy-shit-stain of an excuse.

I’ve had a lot of wine today... but I am crying. I am going to miss them so fucking much

His criminal record contains nothing that would deliver an execution sentence. Stop being an asshole.