Aaaaaand, Madge just printed out that reply to hang on her fridge

I should have saved the FB rant some people went in on over my pro-life stance on a thread from Rep. Greg Harper’s page. Fuckers were calling me mentally ill, tried to doxx me (linked to someone’s home address & phone number) they called me a whore and so much worse... It was pretty awful and pretty comforting at the…

Lawdy, me too... I get exhausted just seeing her name

My daughter was upset that some kids on her bus were making fun of my son who has a slew of developmental issues due to a genetic disorder... Anyway, my husband tells her one morning that if anyone talks shit again, that she should call the kid a “herpe” and when the kid said “what’s a herpe?” that she should tell him…

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15 years ago my oldest was born in our apartment on S. Portland. When we were visiting Pratt a few weeks ago, one of the things she was most stoked about was that damn Chipotle!

It’s fuckin good. You won’t be embarrassed for him. I promise. It’s making me cry now... this family, jesus fucking christ

WTF do you have to do to get out of the grey around here?

I’m a labor and delivery nurse. I’ve had many, many experiences caring for pregnant women in shackles... I can’t begin to describe how relieved and happy I am about this

Could be day 8 of my period talking, but I thought it was straight up snarky.

It was the best self-care thing I have ever done. Recovery was fine, I took 2 weeks off of work which was perfect. First few days are the worst... use the ice and take your vicodin!

I actually got an under eye blepharoplasty with a Groupon! I researched the Doc and got a consultation before I bought it, but I did it! Saved $1000

shhhh, bby. You ok?

An accreta can cause extra cramping... she’d have been watched like a hawk, though. I guess she was, I don’t fucking know... The more I type, the less I believe the diagnosis altogether...

If she truly had placenta acreta, she absolutely had a c-section. No one would let that uterus labor. An acreta grows through the muscle walls of the uterus... very, very dangerous. Anyway, if she had a c-section delivery, they usually just snip and burn the tubes right after

Is it faulty inference Thursday already?!

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15 years ago I had the most wonderful stash of cloth diapers. Organic velour, bamboo, hand knit wool wraps (and equally beautiful boiled wool ones, too). I cherished these things. I did. I dutifully washed and dried and folded... I was prepared for every outing... I was a FREAK. Sold it all 5 years ago except for a…

My 15 year old thanks us on the regular for setting up her first gmail account/account name. She is the only one of her friends who isn’t angelgirllovesponiesxoxo1111222333

WHY IS THAT SWEATSHIRT ONLY IN XL???