I had no idea that Bernie was a Vogon! Not surprised because he does look like one.

Nah, I expect he’ll pay the 36.5M... but then it turns out that contract leaves the kidnappers owing an Ecclestone shell company 40+M, so he makes a profit on the whole thing.

Somehow, Bernie will make money on the deal and come out ahead.

Bernie Ecclestone is a terrible human bieng. I am 100% sure that he organazed kidnapping, so he can evede taxes or something like that

what I want to know is, what the fuck is it with kojima and whales these days? case in point

This makes complete sense.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

Coaching (save from turn x to turn y, and brake later in turn 4) should be banned.

Toyota and Porsche agree

It’s probably not fair, but I’m never as impressed by a Transformers toy that doesn’t transform, no matter how good it looks...

Quiet was great wasn’t she? I wanted to know far more about her than they explored but I accept that the game was ultimately incomplete and never will be complete.

Seriously, where’s the banana hammock?

Those pants need to be replaced with these to be accurate:

BWHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kink shaming. For shame.

Yes! I thought of this too!

Well of course you don’t want it inside of you. Why do you think women are so anxious to force those things out of themselves? They’re so desperate that they squeeze them out of their vaginas!

It’s not like you’d WANT that inside you.