Ehhh hard to argue against this point....

Mercenaries. You mean mercenaries.

Mercenaries = Contractors

A walking metaphor for the GOP.

Form of: A losing ticket!

WTF is this chrome spray? That’s some next-level Gandalf shit!

...so this is where the money for MGSV’s Chapter 3 went? 😏

I still think they should’ve called it “Coin Eater” instead.

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

Here’s the main problem.

Can we all take a moment and appreciate the work of the person who has actually made the design? It’s like “Can you turn a flat tablet into a decent looking robot?” - “Yeah, no prob”.

Speaking of the wrong people:

So Kojima was trying to be the Snake of game development. You can take the Kojima out of the Metal Gear, but you can’t take the Metal Gear out of the Kojima.

1st: “You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. Noooo distintegrations.”

This whole Norman Reedus thing is a ruse. Death Stranding will be a stealth game starring Hideo Kojima, where you must infiltrate E3 to announce Death Stranding.

“Even when going to the bathroom, I had to go to a separate restroom,” he said.

A car should be as idiot proof as possible. Why? Because there are too many idiots around.

Well that explains it all. These crashes are because the Autopilot started deflating!

I understood the “or” part.

We would like to make clear that the solicitation of gay male prostitutes by family values Congressman at the convention in Cleveland is still perfectly acceptable.-The RNC