They were sitting by the side of the road with LIDAR and RADAR guns giving speeding tickets outside the malls...

If they cant catch them to give them a ticket they have no interest...its not about safety its about revenue. Slightly sarcastic but not really.

I suppose 10,000 dealerships pay better bribes than one hippy manufacturer of luxury golf carts....

Add me to the chorus of “how did they find a mall with 2000 people in it?”

I found her CDL Instructor.....

The check cleared.

It’s almost as if, when you make a movie that is good and that has women and people of color in key roles, women and people of color will go see it and white men won’t be scared away either.

Best idea: Make those dorky vans with the lamborghini image on the side a reality!

Best LeMons idea ever: put a Fiero drivetrain in the back and Fiero body panels. Make sure every panel has a Pontiac badge on it. Make it a “Fiero kit car”.

Cop is all like-

or maybe she had an ongoing problem that wasn’t properly diagnosed or treated. This time it killed her.

I always felt that Victor Freeze was Batman’s only truly good person among his villains; a man just trying to save his wife’s life without interruption, but forced into crime by corporate greed and constant interference by other supervillains. The only Batman villain even close to “good” besides Freeze is Two-Face aka…

“Behold! I hold in my hand all of the work we’ve done on Halflife 3!”

It probably seemed like a good idea at the time even if they regret it now.

A few years ago, the summer camp I was working at had a transgender child enroll. She was maybe 6 or 7, born “male”, very evidently identified as female. She was cared for by some of the coolest grandparents I’ve ever met, who were 100% supportive and allowed her to express herself as she saw fit. She would use the…

I’m glad I’m not the only one to have a “favorite” nuclear device. Mine is the Davey Crockett.

Look up the Davy Crockett. I think you will be pleased.

Indeed. 200db, the acoustic energy at the base of a Saturn V rocket isn't even existentially noise, as noise is simply our perception of pressure changes, and you would never perceive that as noise. Instead it is metaphorically one long constant explosion and it's associated shock waves. You wouldn't really get to…

Well, at least we know where Cave Johnson was working in the 50s and 60s...

'No! Nuclear waste-spewing cruise-missile was meant to help mankind, not destroy it!'