I agree, slut.
Michael Woyahn
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It had to be done.
Have you ever noticed cars shutting off one of their front lights to activate a blinker? Well, I certainly have, so…
Because
In case you needed a palate-cleanser after all those boring crossovers.
“I’ve waited long enough already,”
Stanced Toyota RAV3
This sounds as confusing as having the reverse lights illuminate any time you unlock a vehicle that is off and parked...
Toyota behind the curve? Not hardly. Toyota is about to make a ballistic entry into the front of the curve - they’re going to come leaping over the guardrail from Low Earth Orbit and shock the hell out of everyone. And you should absolutely not be shocked when it happens.
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Red seatbelt buttons—you see them in every car, including iced-out swankmobiles like Mercedes S-Classes and Bentley…
Is this a “report?” This is the testimonial of a man in the vehicle that was involved in the collision. A statement that also implies that the Tesla driver was breaking the law, deflecting blame from himself. You don’t say.
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Every car review has a formula: you take the most desirable sports car you can get your hands on, and you take it to…
Alternate theory: He was showing off his “summon feature” and did not look at what he was doing, crashed it himself, and is now trying to find some way to blame anyone but himself.The phrase “Hey, bro watch what I can do with my car” may or may not have been involved.
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For a brief moment there, I felt like James Bond: drifting my Aston Martin with studded tires across a frozen lake.…