I'm just saying, this could be your thing. Gawker was key in bringing attention to Bill Cosby's shitbaggery; bringing down a stupid, greed-fueled law could be Jalopnik's claim to *fame.

Clowncone, you bastard motherfucker! I was barely holding my shit together, and now I'm bawling like it's the end of Babe. *sniffle*

The real question now is: How can he one-up Colbert's goodbye?

Sorry Jon, not even a monkey giving a cat a bath could do anything to not making me feel like going fetal.

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

This is a fantastic series. More, please.

They want to defend Lena and the only way to do so is to omit.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…