Ascot guy: “I say old chap, they’re now selling discount free-range escargot. How garish! This is what Trump has wrought upon the proletariat! The scoundrel!”

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

i truly believe that he lives in the moment, and only in that moment. so many of his debate answers and campaign speeches were seemingly randomly strung together thoughts and takes on things that only stopped when the crowd reacted. as peak narcissist, i’ve always considered his opinions on anything to be less from…

He only has one take at a time, but never writes it down for later reference.

The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve…

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

Jermaine Defoe went from being so-so in MLS to being the best player a Premier League team (which is obviously one of the worst but still), while Giovinco has been dynamite since he entered the league.

While trudging away from Wrigley in search of a cab home last night this morning I was passed by a man in a gorilla suit, no mask, with a Cubs jersey over it. The name on the back said “Harambez” and he was shouting “Dicks out for Harambe.”

RIOTING in heaven.

Dead Cubs fans are celebrating in Heaven

Playing devil’s advocate... isn’t imagining the worst case part of their job? What value is a military plan to deal with peace and prosperity? Pretty sure that plan is “go home”.

After watching a flying demonstration or 2 at J.S.O.H. at Joint Base Andrews, yes it would be fun without the cannon.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

This brings me back to that brief, fleeting, but still horrifying moment in time where Dane Cook was a megastar. After that, he was replaced by Daniel Tosh. Who will the next superstar ubiquitously white frat boy comedian be? Only time will tell.

Still The Man.

This is exactly the same shit that the US Apache driver pulled in the mountains in Afghanistan a few years ago.

This has nothing to do with Hillary, but to extend your analogy. Hillary = Apple: More of The Same. Trump = Note 7: New Look, Explosion and We All Die in a Fire. It burns! It burns!

They have to tell me if I’m at risk to lose money, they don’t have to tell me they’re at risk to lose money.

Whatever, David, You’re one to talk. You’ve been trying to put Latinos out of work for years.