Playing devil’s advocate... isn’t imagining the worst case part of their job? What value is a military plan to deal with peace and prosperity? Pretty sure that plan is “go home”.

After watching a flying demonstration or 2 at J.S.O.H. at Joint Base Andrews, yes it would be fun without the cannon.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

This brings me back to that brief, fleeting, but still horrifying moment in time where Dane Cook was a megastar. After that, he was replaced by Daniel Tosh. Who will the next superstar ubiquitously white frat boy comedian be? Only time will tell.

Still The Man.

This is exactly the same shit that the US Apache driver pulled in the mountains in Afghanistan a few years ago.

They have to tell me if I’m at risk to lose money, they don’t have to tell me they’re at risk to lose money.

Whatever, David, You’re one to talk. You’ve been trying to put Latinos out of work for years.

¡Muy Am-bien!

A new saying I was telling my kids just yesterday:

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

I’m tempted to find some sort of .5 sticker or something to put on my car like “Yeah, that’s as far as I got, whatever.”

I’m tempted to find some sort of .5 sticker or something to put on my car like “Yeah, that’s as far as I got,…

Central Texas here and see it everywhere. At least we’re about 4 hours from “salt” but I see people at work with these on their lexuses and SUVs that have never been off road.

Central Texas here and see it everywhere. At least we’re about 4 hours from “salt” but I see people at work with…

I think you can get a Yeti/SaltLife/Costa bro-stater pack.

I think you can get a Yeti/SaltLife/Costa bro-stater pack.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my coffee mugs as well as my vehicles.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my…

Getting blown from directly above? That does sound awkward.

Never thought we’d lose two awesome Princes in one year.

This is what I hear out of Katrina Pierson: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should,…

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.