Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

F-35 could have done it in 41 min.

I think he’s trying to throw a knuckler! Look at the grip!

If they were all rigged by the same small team, which is a very good possibility, it’s not out of the realm of reason that a mistake in the rigging was repeated on multiple platforms. We used to drop 30-40 training loads a day, sometimes more, and though I’ve only seen a malfunction on more than one heavy equipment…

Nice one, Leno.

Serious question: Does NYPD have a group dedicated to enforcing this?

JJ Watt is that guy who always posts they are going to the gym on facebook.

“Luke was on a road trip with his baseball team and needed a charger for his laptop. You’ll never guess what happened next.”

But one should expect a reasonable level of privacy when it’s a conversation that wasn’t meant to go outside the involved parties’ devices.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

#GetLukeACharger

(chuckle) I read that first sentence with the typo as “blue vuvuzela”,and...

Pretty sure the blonde, blue eyed girl did the voice over for Shogun Assassin, immortalized in the opening moments of GZA’s Liquid Swords.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

I was talking to someone about this bill yesterday and I just don’t understand what these people are scared of? Do they seriously think that a man with a full beard is just going to waltz into the ladies room with impunity? And if he did...what’s he going to do in there? Stare at a bunch of closed doors? And is ANYONE…

It’s ersatz Thai peanut sauce. Bet it’s delicious!

A tradition unlike any other ©

Magary made the same joke almost 3 years ago, but it never gets old....

“Hello, friends! Which one of you wants to pull really hard on my necktie while I jerk myself off to completion?”