(chuckle) I read that first sentence with the typo as “blue vuvuzela”,and...

Pretty sure the blonde, blue eyed girl did the voice over for Shogun Assassin, immortalized in the opening moments of GZA’s Liquid Swords.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

I was talking to someone about this bill yesterday and I just don’t understand what these people are scared of? Do they seriously think that a man with a full beard is just going to waltz into the ladies room with impunity? And if he did...what’s he going to do in there? Stare at a bunch of closed doors? And is ANYONE…

It’s ersatz Thai peanut sauce. Bet it’s delicious!

A tradition unlike any other ©

Magary made the same joke almost 3 years ago, but it never gets old....

“Hello, friends! Which one of you wants to pull really hard on my necktie while I jerk myself off to completion?”

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Meanwhile Landon Donovan tweeted that it was somehow all Jurgen Klinsman’s fault.

As an animator myself, I would consider physically harming myself if I had to replicate that level of detailed artwork for animation....

Agreed. If they’d spent more time on the detailing and outlines, It could have that magnificent, unnerving quality the original has. As it is, it’s just another cartoon. But Hamill’s voice acting is, as always, perfect.

At least Mr. Tar Heel showed up. Mr. Orange is too busy trying to win the Wisconsin primary with a fuzzy message on abortion.

You don’t use a tank like you would an unmanned aerial vehicle. Tanks operate in conjunction with other tanks and armored elements, they’re not just sole vehicles operating by themselves. Not if they want to stay alive very long, anyway. So now you need to have a large mobile nerve center with command and control…

So, ignoring international law, you think killing civilians is going to help? You’re literally helping groups like isis write their recruiting material: “look! They’re coming here to kill everyone, why not help us go attack them?!”

This guy is equal parts Joakim Noah and Adam Morrison

There is something unifying about the objects being similarly coloured.

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