To be fair I do think his point was that Italian explorers went to work for Spain (and Portugal too) because “Italy” didn’t hire them. Like, in his imagination, there are all these explorers hanging around but the “Italian” government cares more about cathedrals and won’t pay them. So he knew the first part.

yeah, astronomy is not the same as biology it turns out.

Same. I kept waiting to find one, but... meh.

Agreed, this was terrible and not entertaining in any possible way

I don't think a single of these worked as well as their original endings.

It had been under surveillance for some time before the strike was authorized. The final call came as intelligence showed that the fighters at the camp posed an imminent threat to the small group of U.S. special forces deployed to Somalia to advise and assist Somali and African Union troops.

So, I’m a business owner and real estate investor, and his business record is not impressive. He started with millions of his dad’s money and proceeded to use corrupt, purchased influence over politicians to build just enough equity to leverage himself to the sky. Then he used the free cash flow to make himself flashy…

Damn, Daniel get the fuck off my lawn!

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

I was an A-7 crew chief with the 44550th and I think that “cloaking device” has been repainted. I seem to remember it had brighter colors and a radiation warning sticker on it. But yeah, fuel truck drivers probably got the brunt of our false indignation when they got in the area. “See that thing hanging under the…

Herbsaint is perfectly fine. As is Pernod. Or Averna. Or any other anise liquer.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

I’m a fairly childish adult man, so sports plays far too big a role in my life. As such, I have very strong opinions about various athletes. I tend to like players that are both skilled and not dicks. Lebron: like; Barry Bonds: dislike. That kind of thing.

These people are so stupid! incompetent!! they made such a bad deal with the dealership, a terrible stupid deal, they got 2WD and summer tires, Trump is the master of the deal, he’d get 4WD and two sets of tires and make the dealership pay to swap them!!

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

As an Eagles fan, I feel confident in predicting this hire will not end well. Of course they never do, but this one may end sooner rather than later.

Nor is History being taught any more—I mean, Jesus, we have school books in Texas referring to antebellum slaves in the U.S. as guest workers.

Yeah, that’s my favorite thing about people that say things like “Republicans freed the slaves” or whatever. Like, OK, maybe you’re right. However, until the 60s, the Republicans were the liberal party and the Democrats were the conservatives. It’s like they just don’t understand that the ideologies switched during…

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?