Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

As an Eagles fan, I feel confident in predicting this hire will not end well. Of course they never do, but this one may end sooner rather than later.

Nor is History being taught any more—I mean, Jesus, we have school books in Texas referring to antebellum slaves in the U.S. as guest workers.

Yeah, that’s my favorite thing about people that say things like “Republicans freed the slaves” or whatever. Like, OK, maybe you’re right. However, until the 60s, the Republicans were the liberal party and the Democrats were the conservatives. It’s like they just don’t understand that the ideologies switched during…

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

are you sure this wasn't a Trump rally? Look at all these peckerwood jackasses

Looks like she’s doing all the crushing now.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

So I’m a psychologist and I treat a bunch of people with this issue. A couple things to keep in mind:

“Mr. Howard, who hasn’t done jack shit in years, is widely considered to have the single worst contract in Major League Baseball history. Ruben Amaro, that stupid asshole, extended him years before he was even eligible for free agency. He didn’t even buy out his pre-arb years! This was fair in that it paid Mr. Howard…

Howard is a “talented and widely respected athlete.”

Marshall’s father is a little off base here. He sees playing a white guy over a black guy as an example of racism when it’s really an example of tanking.

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

The difference is that Hardy and TO were consistent playmakers. I don’t think Manziel has shown much in that regard, but he’ll probably come real cheap and yeah, Jurry doesn’t give a shit about off-field issues.

Dear America,

Roasting is less than ideal. Braising is the preferred method of cooking tough gristled cuts of meat from old animals.

As an angsty, basement bound teen in the early cable TV age, this was my proper intro to Motörhead, and still one of my favorite batshit insane TV show/songs to this day.