You have to respect this level of premeditated trolling. Walton ordered the book, brought it to the game, waited for his chance on live tv.

"I don't," replied Pasch, who stated that he had a book for Walton that refuted evolution. Later, Pasch made a comment alluding to the concept of irreducible complexity, a concept

You'd think that sitting next to Bill Walton would be the all the evidence Pasch would need to be convinced we were all once apes, and perhaps Walton still is.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Hey Curt, don't Hassel the HOF .... voters.

"Shot down" would have worked better.

I can't wait for a similar tribute to Chris Berman.

Alabama doesn't fuck around either

It reminds me of that one Crichton book where he made a journalist he didn't like into a child molestor with a small penis, because he was a gigantic manbaby who could not handle disappointment

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

On the plus side, he totally completed the trifecta.

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Yeah this shit got old at least a year or two ago. When every sports team on the planet started having the same stupid ironic sweater it should have died. Along with any human being that owns a "polar bears fucking" or "reindeer fucking" sweater.

THAT CHRISTMAS SWEATER IS SO OLD AND LAME!

As the only person at work not participating in our "Ugly Sweater" day I find these article very gratifying.

Tell that to ESPN, since this is a response to someone who works there.

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

DeSean Jackson or Koy Detmer?

You can't make him buy a new Jersey.