Knowing Cousins they are probably apples. How do you like them?

Didn’t another fat mascot say he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose any fans. Clearly a copycat crime.

Jesus when the parents in my neighborhood wanted the bump uglies they’d do it under the guise of greasing up a watermelon and throwing it in the pool, and trying to get it to the opposing teams side...

Vukmir...is that Russian?

I ordered two $7 beers at a Chili Pepperes/Foo Fighters concert at an amphitheater once to avoid the wait. I also pissed on the hill which ran down into two teens snuggling...to avoid the wait.

Parades are so that you can say twenty years later you went to said parade. It will have sucked but your telling for the rest of your life will be that it was the best ever. That said I did not attend either the 2008 Phillies or Eagles parades due to fear of traffic. Yes I’m a pussy.

The story isn’t specifically about Ertz so they could just print a retraction and say my bad. I doubt defamation would stick here.

Or you can just punch the horse that gave you the horse shit.

If he really wanted to elevate himself to super troll status he’d invite “America’s Team” the Cowboys, just to stick it in Philly’s eye. But he’s not that goodly.

An Asian and a black guy! Whoa, of course when we push back on your explanation you’ll say it’s because we don’t think you have enough minorities living in your house and you’ll be right. Nobody can put this out there and expect the public believe you with no midget in the mix.

I live near Loyola Blakefield and the parents make our two way street into bullshit gridlock over here. I’ve had my drive way partially blocked before.

Canton was transformed years ago and is nice but “very desirable” is not a description I have ever heard...

You probably like Ocean City too.

This was Preakness infield 20 years ago except slight less hillbilly confederate flag wavin’ types. Slightly less.

Goddamn and Zardes wasn’t even involved in that exchange.

I went a few times in college, back when the infield was BYOB and you just brought fucking trash cans of beer in with you. It was an all time great party until it developed into throwing full cans of beer etc.

I know a little German....he’s right over there.

I hear Mr. Soul Surfer comes from a wave tank in Arizona...

It wasn’t. I am 40 and it totally was not like this. Kids were more concerned with pizza after the game and that was cool with all...

This assumes that the bench players and all the other players on other teams do not play Fortnight, only his starters????