Big fish, little pond...

So I get the more likley to die in a car accident thing..and you are. But the reason is probably because you also spend much more of your life driving than flying. I would be interested to see stats that were adjusting the amount of time spent do each activity. If I spent as much time driving as I do flying how are…

Trumps...small hands, smell like cabbage.

Angry 60 year old men have bad eyesight and are thus poor shots anyway.

That’s assault brotha. Why isn’t he being prosecuted as well?

God I miss the Cardinals right now....joking, joking.

This was normal fare for a weekend. Our front attic loft window screen was stained yellow. I had a friend who changed schools because he ruined 3 of my other friend’s couches. He got so proficient at it he would strip naked to sleep, piss the couch, get up at 6 AM, throw on his dry clothes and take off before anyone…

The sweetspot is in the middle, like the 24 hous right after your team has won. You’re not a loser anymore and you’re not an abnoxious dickhead yet.

Her other otpion was likely porn...neither is preferable.

I agree with your post 100%. I went to a game in the Kingdome when I was out there visiting. I was appalled at the Mariners fan’s enthusiasm for the smallest of things in a game that did not matter. They cheered for strikes in the first inning like it was 2 out in the bottom of the 9th with opposing team runners on…

Chase did it better...

Leicester has to be at the top. The Cubs winning is a great great story but Leicester was the more improbable one...

If we still can’t get it right (another 500 mill needed) how are the Chinese going to get it right stealing from us?

Not much I disagree with there. Most conflict arises over control of limited resources. That is only going to get worse with climate change and amplified in urban settings. They may as well add increasing genocides and failed nation states to the list.

You would probably have to replace the cannon with something really heavy to maintain the planes balance on the ground and performance in the air.

Pulisic is why Donovan came back. Couldn’t stand to see this kid getting so much attention and clearly ahead of where Donovan was at his age and on his way to becoming the best US player ever, by far. It must burn him really fucking bad and I love it.

Of course it will go down sooner or later. Getting the when correct in a defined window is the next to impossible part.

So in other words he wants the price of iPhones to double and Apple sales to tank since Samsung et. all will continue to make their phones in Asia. And this fuckface went to Wharton!

Is he implying that he is now a male prostitute?

Dane Cook is the Cardinals of comedy.