Keeep fuckin’ that chicken...

Oops, Dak, Dak..

I was just there for work. Went to a Reds game on about 5 min notice, walked right up bought a ticket, and joined about 3,000 other fans for a shitty game against the Marlins while the guy next to me talked about competitive bowling....and he was serious. When we left we had our pick of cabs right out front.…

I was driving down a tree lined road a few years ago, so I didn’t have a good field of vision, and a B-2 on it’s way to an NFL flyover passed us from behind at low altitude. They are something when you are anticipating a flyby but 100 times more awesome when you are not expecting them...

When teenage girls have them on their cars next to a Roxy sticker I’m pretty sure they don’t refer to salt water fishing.

When teenage girls have them on their cars next to a Roxy sticker I’m pretty sure they don’t refer to salt water…

It’s funny I had the same experience except with a WW II history book my dad had. Can see the pic now. A decomposed German soldier, just a skull, helmet still on in full uniform laying in a ditch. I went to that page and only that page in the book offer.

And I live in Baltimore so most people with Salt Life stickers don't live at the beach they are seasonal visitors either owning a second home, hotel for the weekend, or renting a house for a week.

And I live in Baltimore so most people with Salt Life stickers don't live at the beach they are seasonal visitors…

Being right on the beach is unaffordable at the Delaware beaches I mostly go to. Land on the beach for a single family might go for just under 3 million. My in laws have a place just 3 miles inland though, a 3 bedroom condo in a golf community (I hate golf), and it was low to mid 200's. Hefty homeowners fees of…

Being right on the beach is unaffordable at the Delaware beaches I mostly go to. Land on the beach for a single…

I live in Baltimore, ocean is a 3 1/2 drive but lots of people get down there a lot throughout the summer, me and my family included. I bunch 13.1 and 26.2 stickers in here too. Yes completing a marathon is an accomplishment, however your car may not be the proper venue to showcase it, total strangers do not care.

I live in Baltimore, ocean is a 3 1/2 drive but lots of people get down there a lot throughout the summer, me and my…

The sticker that gets me the most (and this may be a regional thing) is Salt Life. It seems curious to advertise that you like to go to the beach like it some elite club you got in to...

The sticker that gets me the most (and this may be a regional thing) is Salt Life. It seems curious to advertise…

Sounds like they got their coke just fine...

What’s the line on where to cooperate and where to shut up? I find showing remorse during a traffic stop and admitting guilt (if you’re guilty) can sometimes lighten the punishment and get you off with a warning. On the other hand if I were to be accused of burglary or something more serious, guilty or not I’m not…

No, Phillies fans were smart enough to hate him during his time in Philly. Philly fans hate players who A. Don’t try hard and/or B. Are dicks.

But they all claim they’re law abiding gun owners. Which is it are they a responsible patriotic gun owner or guilty of treason against their own democratically elected government?

Rigging an election, at least in the US, would involve the issue with almost all large conspiracies: You need to have some many people involved in a complex effort to do it that even if pulled off keeping it secret would be entirely impossible. And the secret would almost certainly be exposed before the rigging…

I’m just going to throw out there anyone who has a 13.1 or 26.2 sticker on their car. Technically fall into the runners category I know but they are a subspecies that rank #2 behind Crossfitters.

Lane Johnson just fucked it all up...you know who are worse people than ISIS? Cowboys fans who are from Philly.

This could backfire depending on your family. With mine it likely would be bad. Mediocrity has been fine, but that term is relative right? I recently told my dad that I half assed it through HS and college because I knew I could get a high C/low B average without doing any work so I didn’t really try knowing I…

Sucks, he’s obviously not ready to hang em’ up...

Still cocaine.