Great job tow truck driver, you just made God’s hell list.

Your whole job (we can hardly call it a career) is based upon a socialistic mechanism called the Federal Highway Trust Fund but carry on with your job which involves socialism.

People used to just gather in a backyard or basement with a keg and drink until someone there was acceptable to fuck.

Seems like a good prank to me...why so uptight?

I thought the Philadelphia Flyers were eliminated...wait other teams have shitty fans too? You don’t say.

Is that a mouse in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Wasn’t the question about deflate gate???

Schilling: You know what ESPN stands for don’t you?

That will regret following him today...

I actually had to go to a game to get it. Never liked hockey till I was 18 and went to a Flyers game. Hockey is way better live than on TV. Football is actually better on TV than live.

No

Always tip the guys at the carwash well...

Game...Blouses.

This was a great special. The biggest takeaway I had was all the shit and dust and wires in the cabin that would totally confuse you when trying to escape. They said that designers have recognized this and modern day jets are better designed to contain all the wiring which would make the cabin easier to escape from.…

Since these were three separate incidents from three different planes I would say weather too. It’s not like they got a bad batch of something. That failure rate under normal circumstances isn’t tolerable.

74 to go at this rate...

The best part of this is the recommended stories at the bottom of the article:

Hey they lose the right way...

If you are single and wish to not save for retirement or ever own a home these numbers might work. We own a house in Baltimore we paid $340K for. The property taxes alone are $6500 a year.

They were throwing bracelets, not bricks. That seems more cute than menacing to me...