You're about 10 years too early...bro.

At some point people thought this was an ironic thing to do sort of like drinking PBR which made it cool. But when something like this goes mainstream and your parents are doing it no longer says cool, it says you are just another middlebrow sheep.

Why would I pay 5 bucks to look like an asshole?

Horrible. Which leads me to believe that most of the success of his schtick comes from the costumes and some physical impersonation.

These are great. My suspicion is that there is a larger conspiracy in this country to name kids really shitty names.

Graduated in '95. It was a toughness thing like lineman not wearing sleeves in freezing temps. That coach graduated the year before I was a freshmen so he was still more one of us than a coach.

Nobody said MLS was going away or that anybody wanted it to go away. My first response discusses how MLS is thriving at this point despite not being a world class league or having a national team that can win a major championship. MLS is not where our top talent should be to develop.

Yeah I don't know depends on the year I guess. Our assist coach in HS wouldn't let us wear long sleeves underneath, gloves etc. I remember being really cold in state tourney games at night in November and rain so cold you would hyperventilate just standing still. And I live in the mid-Atlantic so it's not even as bad…

MLS was important when it came about. It was a requirement for the US to get the WC that a league be started. The US was a barren wasteland for soccer past age 8 or whatever at that point. I had to get my fix through still shots in Eurosport catalogues. Now I can watch every Premier League game live. There is a…

Posey Valis...Pusey Vales....Pussy Valet. I get it, that's cruel.

Why not? A strong domestic league is helpful to the USMNT but not absolutely necessary especially if Eurpoean leagues start to court our best talent. Look at Brazil or Argentina, great international squads, weak domestic leagues.

Yeah, plenty of European teams play in cold weather and might prefer basing their facilites in colder climates so players get used to playing in the cold. I don't know about Jan and Feb but the rest of the year is fine...

A more reasonable concern is that the European invaders might be more interested in unearthing that singular star player so as to slot him into the first team and rake in the money.

Digressing from the point of this piece to that woman at the airport. It bothers me when someone apologizes only when put in the social position where they need to apologize to make themselves comfortable and reduce the tension. She obviously recognized you from the line and knew what she had done. A person with…

Hey bridge and tunnel types have rights too. Hope those protesters didn't trash his Iroc....

fox has made some really bad programming decisions this year.

Tim Couch was the future of the Browns once too....

he'll fit right in with MLS...

why are cross fit people obsessed with filming their workouts? It's creepy.

Sounds like this dude has never gotten close enough to a woman to have the opportunity to touch puss...