Blow job's will fetch $500…guys will tip if you push the envelope

I sort of knew you would go there. A Boogie Board is a body board. Boogie Board is a brand of body board by Tom Morey, sort of like Kleenex is to tissue. The cheapos and higher end versions are all body boards.

not really. Skimboards are completely different as you said and that is a skimboard but the rest of that distribe about body/boogie boards shows your lack of knowledge. Yes some are bought in supermarkets by tourists (your thoughts on vacationers just make you sound bitter, not witty) but there are also plenty of…

no because this dick bag is essentially perpetrating fraud by getting speaking engagements based off of the movies false reality that people tend to naively accept as truth.

lighten up Francis...

I am not sure who rates Miller High Life high enough to make it overrated....

aww that's sweet, I thought NASCAR was dead.

Who does #2 work for?!?!

Was that fucking English? His whole statement, with the sentences randomly rearranged:

Damn you're right money couldn't possibly be a factor, especially when the abuser is an athlete worth millions. It could only one of your well known (but not listed) reasons. It was a stupid post I'm sorry you read it.

The prosecutor can't really do much if she won't press charges or tesify and she was probably afraid that if she did and they weren't together anymore, well no more Ray Ray money. They weren't married at the time so she would only be entitled to child support. BUT the NFL is not a prosecutor that needs a witness at…

two assholes don't equal sweet vagina. They are both wrong.

I think this is great...

Because the Cardinals do baseball the right way DICK. They can have anything they want.

That was a respectable attempt at a passive agressive response. From your posts it sounds like you own a Crossfit Franchise. Some might think that's a good investment, I suppose.

in SuburbanMalcontent's ass or on it? It does make a difference on the gay scale.

If I went to a track everyday with 5 other people that pushed me to do sprints and pushups until I puked I might get in great shape.

Not nearly as good as the first one. We'v sucked all year so it doesn't matter at this point. And the Phillies will suck for years to come thanks to our shitty GM....to even speak his name is blasphemy.

I hate Jay Cutler but he's right, it is a conversion van.

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