I can’t inagine Ted Cruz as a sex offender. He seems like more the time to drill into someone’s skull to suck out their brains using one of his many, many multi-functional tubelike appendages. The thought of sexually assaulting a human might be as strange to him as the thought of sexually assaulting a glass of orange…

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

You don’t need to tell me about the Faustian bargain. I do the best deals with the Faustians. I’ve done deals with them for many years. They’ve always been very nice to me. And we’ve done some tremendous deals. Believe me, these were very, very, very incredible deals. Many, many people have looked at my deals with the…

I’m sure he already knows. He has all the best words, after all.

Well, that’s just stupid.

I love everything about this comment.

Fox is like the hood over my stove. It’s constantly covered in this thin film of tacky, disgusting grease and when you touch it by mistake you recoil.

The fact that Sanders, a guy who never claimed to be a Democrat, came in and almost got the nomination tells you a lot about what a lousy candidate Hillary was.

yea......blame “bernie and his bros”.....because they’re they ones who decided to leave wisconsin, michigan, and pennsylvania alone late in the election......they’re the ones who tried to market a plutocrat fembot as a “cool Hillary who dabs and is friends with beyonce”.....they’re the ones who made her use the…

uhhhh no, it was because Hillary’s political machine stacked the deck........but yea, keep blaming the fact that Hillary couldnt beat fucking trump on “bernie bros”.....definitely had zero to do with the fact that your candidate sucked, and was flawed.

There is no reality in the world in which Sanders would have been asked to be VP. Do you really think he’d play a good soldier, back up Hillary in public every time he’s asked and spend most of his times doing state occasions Obama’s too busy for?

Hillary just lost the 2016 election for president of the United States. Too bad for you Hillary you visionless hack you. Any hope we had has now been deep fried in a vat of mediocrity. I’m staying in Paris.

It is sort of like Carrie where everyone is pretending to like him but he doesn’t realize it. When the convention rolls around they will cover him in pig’s blood and disown him.

The further along we get through the Republican primary the more and more it is clear to me that Donald Trump doesn’t want to be President. I’m sure he has realized that being POTUS is a thankless job and that it would be far more profitable for him to be someone who was robbed of the position by the establishment and…

Oh I think he knows. He knows that distinction doesn’t apply in his case.

...the worst part is his supporters will love this and take it as proof at that the MSM is out to get TRUMP and AMERICANS!

It seems stupidity is about all they have these days...