michaelupnorth
20 Shades of Grey including Porpoise
michaelupnorth

Translation: We hold fast to the belief that women are not equal to men and should be treated thusly.

All the Abrahamic religions are all remarkably similar. They like to pretend they’re not, but whenever the religion is allowed free reign, the same groups of people get subjugated or killed.

men are just too emotional for sports

I agree, it’ll get them ready for a full lifetime of subsidizing pro sports stadiums...

It fucking enrages me that this guy thought it was ok to put his hands on a woman who not only he doesn’t know but clearly hasn’t given him permission. And he sneaks up on her. Fuck that. And fuck his stupid reasons while I’m at it.

Disband police unions.

It feels patently ridiculous to suggest that a person drop something they supposedly weren’t holding in the first place and then to use their inattention to that command as a reason to open fire

Tell them what you think it is and they’ll let you know if you’re right. I suggest starting with passwords you commonly use.

Yes, cats were absolutely domesticated to guard human food. That’s it!

It is not their priority to deescalate. The priority is to force submission.

Can somebody please tell NC cops that a book in the hands of a Black man is a metaphorical weapon?

It’s true, that due to GotS’s lore, M’s appearance (except for the sex-pot element) is almost inconsequential. If I understand it correctly, Major is supposed to be an older lady (40's, or therein around) in a body that’s supposed to look generic to try to avoid theft of a high value combat body.

This is the first thing that has ever made me actually want to watch a basketball game in full.

The lawyer will not be suing CBS, the Ramseys will. The lawyer will be representing them. A little nitpicky, but the headline does not correctly convey the situation.

I miss Craig Ferguson.

Yeah, but the “carry” part of open carry doesn’t mean in your hand. At least here in Texas, the gun has to be in a holster.

Exactly, but you know, snark quotas need fulfilling.

I don’t understand how all of these trained officials are so scared of Black men.

Likely no one will suffer under the Trump Presidency. The Wall won’t make it through congress, neither will a deportation-heavy immigration plan, and what constitutional rights has he otherwise promised to kill?

Hillary’s vagina does not giver her immunity to the scandals she is neck-deep in.