Hahahahaha you have summed this up perfectly for me. This is how I feel too. I’ve been playing videogames since the 80s and I STILL can’t take these “e-sports” seriously. It is just so ridiculous to me.

This guy needs to photoshop himself on top of a dragon and slap an official GOT logo on the picture, then set it free on the Internet and watch the ensuing madness.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

No, clearly. Because a “real comedian” would have a witty retort, not get butthurt.

Yeah, he should have been able to come back with a quick witticism. Like, “yeah, that’s the same as the sex fantasy that I have, except after I leave I fall, and then I keep falling, and then I’m in the woods and there’s this circle of goat people, and they’re chanting, and there’s blood everywhere, and I try to ask…

I don’t really see how he can get offended after saying “I heard you get sodomized quite often”. I mean, her initial comment about the demon was off-color, but no more off-color than the fact he chose to be in a scene that played a rape as comedy in the first place. And her response was, if anything, a de-escalation…

I get that you work in snark Bobby, but comparing the budget of a 1.5-2.5 hour movie to a show that will by its end be 30 hours just doesn’t make any sense. If we’re breaking it down by the hour, all those movies cost about ten times each episode of Bloodline.

Unfortunately it isn’t their duty and that is the problem. We uplift them as heroes but don’t require them to do anything heroic.

Chickens are actually quite social. The horrific living conditions they’re subjected to on farms is the reason they peck each other.

Yeah, who needs a transparent government anyway? I’m sure whatever they decide for us is best! People who like to be informed are idiots!

Unless she just straight collapses in front of the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD during the 15th anniversary of 9/11 right!?

Don’t recognize.......don’t recognize......don’t recognize.............don’t recognize......don’t recognize..........don’t recognize......don’t recognize.............don’t recognize......don’t recognize...........don’t recognize......don’t…

I enjoy when people use technology to inform us that they are giving up technology.

In poetry, you can’t really get much more “official” than being engraved in bronze at the foot of the statue of liberty. If your argument is that we shouldn’t feel compassion for immigrants because this particular poem isn’t literally ratified law, I think you’re going to have to come up with a better argument. (And…

It’d be so easy to get in. Just scratch off that 36W 32L and write in a 34W 32L and they’d think you’re a totally different guy!

He’s in a hurry because the wife and kids are waiting in the car.

Considering people like this to be “irredeemable” and “deplorables” is not a presidential attitude. She has to lead the entire country — not just the parts she likes or respects. She should focus on the beliefs and attitudes that are deplorable, not the people, and try more to understand where this negativity is…

She used the “putting Trump in the White House” shaming of third party voters. That is disgusting. Samantha is smarter than that and knows better. The Democratic Party does not stand for my ideals. I will not support them for President. I will vote down-ticket for them, but I will either abstain from the President…

Agreed, kissing babies while you have pneumonia is extremely noble.