Rand Paul has been trying to go to war with big Pharma for as long as I can remember, problem is no one else really (from either side of the aisle) wants to go with him.

Love you, HamNo, but my only response to this is: No fucking shit. The warnings were around for months and months and months, but the DNC still nominated the only candidate who could possibly make Trump seem palatable. (“She still won the popular vote!” BFD. The Boston Red Sox had the best batting average in the…

I’m sure these warnings will be just as heeded as the “don’t run the one person who might lose to an idiot like Donald Trump” warning.

You are right. The fun of snowball fights is throwing as many snowballs in someones face as you can manage before your own face freezes off. This is the equivalent to getting hit by a snowball then quitting and going inside to crying to mommy.

Racism is already normalized. We live in a state of perpetual outrage, and according to the media we are told to consume, everything is a crisis - from Russia to Kim Kardashian’s choice of dresses for award shows that are created so people like her can win awards.

This is the most plausible explanation. There is no way the marketing team at Cadillac agreed to seek out the “alt-right” or white supremacists. That would be the most counterproductive ad campaign in history. Possibly even worse than the Seth Rogen/Amy Schumer Bud light commercials that targeted nobody ever.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

Matthew McConnaissauce chews up the scenery in that movie. He is delightfully insane.

I know I’m taking a joke way too seriously, but that much surgery would make someone look more like a wax figure than an actual human being.

I worked in luxury hotels and was Cheney’s bellman 3 times. I actually found him to be a pretty affable old guy. Now this was after he was VP, but he drove himself and his yellow lab across the country with no security detail. Now I couldn’t disagree more with his politics but he always made good conversation and…

The strange thing is, if it wasn’t for the title, I would have no idea that she was supposed to be a mummy. That get-up couldn’t even pass for a “sexy Halloween costume.” I would have thought she was more of a witch or a demon of some sort.

It doesn’t matter. This flick is gonna be fucking terrible.

Well, the JJVerse hasn’t explained anything well so far - why assume that?

He won the election based on the rules of the election. If it were decided by popular vote, then each participant’s strategy would be different.

We have for over 200 years and it’s not going to change now.

The left has shown itself to be as equally deplorable as the right.

I’m also really encouraged by the liberals who have spent the past eight years patting themselves on the back for voting for Obama twice. They are ready to spend the next four years complaining and blaming rather than becoming involved in anything aimed at making changes at all.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Canadian curler here, hate to shit on your joke but one sweeps the rock in order to try and keep it going straighter instead of curling into another rock or being short. Snow plow guy sweeping would have only kept his truck/rock going straighter and faster. What he wanted to do was :”GET RIGHT OFF!! RIGHT OFF THE…

Hey now, this is Fabric Glue made by researchers at Penn. It's like 100x more pretentious than regular old fabric glue.