$50k gets you into every late model STI in my neck of the woods with about $10k in change to patch the holes in the trunk after you take of the spoiler.

No matter how clean a 70's Caddy is, it’s always rolling trash.

This is art.

I had an F30 340i M Sport Manual I bought new (2017 MY).

re: STi If you get the Limited trim level, it has a wing delete option. 

It’s crazy - I have been reading Tom’s articles for a while now and I remember when a $50K budget seemed like a ton available to spend on a car.

Glen, I found the perfect car for you right there in Jersey. A 2019 Genesis G70 with an honest-to-God 3-pedal manual. While I’ve never driven a G70, the auto press, including more than one Jalop, have raved about it. Its a Genesis, so it it has all the bells and whistles Hyundai can throw at it. Its based on a Kia, so…

Unless its some software thing, the 300 uses the zf8 like most other mid-high priced cars. Doubt they’re magically snapping in sub 500hp chrysler 300's when they're used in 700hp Hellcats and 600hp bmws.  

Aw crap. This sucks. I’m going to lose my rust updates AND extensive tail-light knowledge and analysis. This sucks for me, but I’m happy for you guys.

can you remind the families of the 2500 people who died yesterday it’s over?

We’ve had multiple employees who have been out because Omicron is kicking our asses. I missed a week of work last month, and spent another week working from home, because I couldn’t get out of bed without feeling like I was going to faint.

Yeah, but as a father of a child under 5 (no vacs) with current daycare guidelines, we just had 11 days of care since Dec 15. Yup 11 days out of 62.

1st: I really dig the Polestar 2, but I miss when Polestar meant this:

We’re at nearly a 9/11 per day of deaths you psychotic lying liar.

OK, that’s great and all but it’s really easy to forget that there’s still a buttload of parents with kids under 5 who are completely losing their shit because they can’t get their kids vaccinated, their daycares close for 10 days at a time due to a COVID positive and they have to stay home from work with their…

Or they could pay their taxes... and say they paid $x billion in taxes and detail what that supports (education, healthcare, us defense, etc.)

I was just going to say, replace those knockoffs with some Swangaz and people in H-town would NP this all day long.
H-town, hold it down!

1st: My Polestar 2 is pretty great.

LOL, yeah this thing has Ghetto Houston written ALL OVER IT and those swangers are way to small

So, one of Trumps kids is selling this behind his back right? I mean there is no one else on the planet with that rarified level of “taste”.