Drive one. They’re not aspirational. Not at all.

Only if you live in Cleveland. 

Yeah, FUCK ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON MAIN ROADS!

The RL was not a large sedan. Not even close to the standards of the luxury market. It was barely more than an Accord.

If they’re sold by the time they arrive, they’re underpriced or underproduced or both. That’s not good management no matter what car you’re selling. Nobody wants even 30 days of inventory on individual sales lots anymore, but it’s far more profitable to have at least 14 days worth of regional inventory than to have…

This is an incredibly ugly car.

Sadly, this is not true.

The VW looks much more upscale. Classy. Too much grille, but that’s today’s style.  

That is one of my favorite machines ever. I remember monopolizing the game for whole nights at a time on a single quarter by repeatedly winning free games.

Stick to fixing one thing at a time and they’re pretty easy to work on.

Pinball machines are a lot more affordable than you think. Do a little shopping. You can easily find fun, solid, reconditioned 1980s era machines in good working order for under $2500.

This is ridiculous. These should also face a resource tax, like a gas tax.

The exterior styling is really, really bad, but still better than the new generation Toyota Supra.

So it has two dirt fountains coming directly from the rear wheel wells straight to the tail lights?

You are so wrong. I love the new Corvette wheels. Especially the trident wheels pictured in the original article!

I wouldn’t hate them quite as much if “CHEVROLET” wasn’t carved into one row of the checkerboard.

You’re trying way too hard, when you should just write honestly about what you observe instead. This article is your first experience as a shill. Please make it your last.

What’s awesome is to be one of the Captains of a casino “boat” and get a six figure, large passenger boat Captain’s salary for doing basically nothing but starting the engines and running safety drills now and then.

I looked at one a couple years ago, and when I saw the charge port, I thought “fair weather only bike” and walked away without a test ride.

All this sounds well and good, but they’re not making ANY 40mpg hybrids.