“and, hopefully, bring her back from the dead.”

“Look, it’s a niche superpower but it’s the only one I’ve got. I’m just trying to make it work, dammit.”

I think the reason the original movie works and no sequel ever has is that Brandon Lee’s Crow was actually pretty multi-faceted. He had a dark sense of humor that was barely masking his rage, underlaid by a world weariness that gave you the strong sense that he just wanted this whole thing done with.

Every other…

Uh, Brandon Lee. Jason Lee is different guy and very much alive.

In this version he dies after getting ripped on bath salts and chasing an iguana into a canal, where he gets chewed up by a boat propeller.

The best thing about The Crow was the soundtrack album.

Oh yeah. That’s Florida Joker.

What a miserable exhausting life these people live.

This is basically Jordan from Gen V, who switches between male and female (and each gender has different powers). There’s even a subplot about how their father can’t handle how Jordan likes to present as female half the time.

Indeed, the bigot’s defense is always “something something protecting kids”, but none of that applies to a grown person whose very biology precludes the genital-focused discussion that they are usually so fond of having. They just don’t like the idea that such a person could even exist or that they would have to see…

TERFs, ultimately, only have one rule: what I say goes. They do not give one solitary shit if their ideology is logically inconsistent. So if they have to think themselves into knots to justify their hatred of the Other, they’ll do it with a smile on their face and conviction in their hearts, so don’t get caught…

That would require them to acknowledge that intersex people exist and they can’t do that within the mental framework they’ve created.

I mean, if a character has the ability to instantaneously change their body at will, I feel like it would be stranger for them NOT to be non-binary.

Even by TERFs own rules, they wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

“Your gender is determined by your biology! Sex and gender are the same!”

“My biology says that I can change…

Next step:

It doesn’t look bad but also put me in the camp of people who don’t really feel this needs a live action adaptation in any way. I want new avatar, not more of the same with a different coat on it. 

I bet Rob Schneider is absolutely seething at this news.   Expect an angry rant on Fox News about woke spiders or some shit.

I guarantee that Kimmel was immediately doxxed and he and his family started receiving death threats as soon as that comment was made. If his reputation was all that was on the line, I would say that he should just continue using his platform to verbally destroy Rogers with verifiable facts and legally protected…

I’d hope he’d do it just to tie Rodgers up in court for a bit on some stupid shit he said. Let that be as much a part of his legacy as Brett Favre stealing welfare money.

Not that Kimmel is in need of the money. And he may simply want to forget about it, as it’d be a burn of time that he’s probably chronically short of.

It's so wild and busted that we even give airtime to the opinions of the terminally concussed.