michaelstanford
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I read this and was like “Yea this is the same guy who basically had scientists taking off protective gear and start fucking around with alien life forms and also had a woman get killed by a giant rolling wheel of doom by apparently never watched a Loony Tunes Cartoon in her life and you know, running out the path of

In the end, it was not guns and bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God’s creatures, the Tyrannosaurus rex.

That's the one with the facehumper.

Actually, this was an earlier film called Alien: Cum In It.

I think I saw that. It was sort of a twin flick to Alien: Romulus.

Yup. It’s told from the xenomorphs POV. Buncha face-huggers hanging out... all of a sudden a ship lands and they start getting pushed and prodded.

“a group of young people on a distant world, who find themselves in a confrontation with the most terrifying life form in the universe.”

We’ve got a lot of respect for a director who wants to rip that Band-Aid off and do the stupidest thing anyone can do: Show Ridley Scott their movie.

Ah yes it’s just merit that put a bunch of white dudes in the top late night comedy shows

May you be remembered in your own words. 

Exhibit A: Trump talking out of both sides of his mouth in one sentence.

She and her fucking Dad have been bought and paid for by chicken plants of Arkansas for decades.

Under the Trump administration, the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) has systematically rolled back workers’ rights to form unions and engage in collective bargaining with their employers, to the detriment of workers, their communities, and the economy. “

Nothing says “pro union” like a life-long history of stiffing Union workers who perform a job for you.

I for one never thought I would see the day where child labor was again a thing in America. Thank a Republican for kids dying in factories, no longer just their schools!

Republicans will say and do anything that will get them elected. There are no core Republican values. Power is the only thing that matters to them.

All of this. I hear people talk as if transitioning is somehow being done to “get ahead” (or achieve some other sort of benefit) and I’m always like why the FUCK would someone do that to get ahead in sports? WE’VE GOT FUCKING PEDs!!! And then there’s the “argument” that kids are being “pushed” into this and I have to

More teens get breast implants than trans top surgery by a significant margin, but I’m sure Dax and the rest of his ilk aren’t concerned about that fact.

Dax could quite simply duck out of a conversation he’s out of his depth in and all these assholes who magically developed major concerns about women’s sports overnight could maybe make an attempt at being less transparent about the fact that they’ve found a clever way to disguise their sense of ick about trans folks.