Pretty much in every state you don’t have to have justification to be fired, so you can tell your friend to grow up and act like an adult. You don’t have to commit crimes to be fired as well, and you also don’t get to escape accountability of your words and actions just because they didn’t rise to a criminal level.

After watching the episode I think both Cardoni and Belden are perfect choices. They’re similar enough to Roiland, while still distinctive, with the bonus that now the characters actually sound like two different people, instead of clearly being voiced by the same person.

A couple of mostly unknown real VA’s. Perfect.

I maintain that anything the audience imagines will always be funnier than the official explanation.

I always theorized that it was like some sort of bidet.  One was to clean, the other was the water afterwards and the third one would be a perfume type thing. 

Cordless phones were widely available then, but it is strange to have one in the bathroom. 

I like to imagine he had one of those old Garfield phones installed right beside the toilet.

I thought the same, then remembered cordless phones were definitely a thing.

Dem crazy Hollyweird people had land lines in their loos!

The most surprising of this story is that this guy answered the phone while on the toilet *in 1995*.

Ah yes it’s just merit that put a bunch of white dudes in the top late night comedy shows

May you be remembered in your own words. 

Exhibit A: Trump talking out of both sides of his mouth in one sentence.

She and her fucking Dad have been bought and paid for by chicken plants of Arkansas for decades.

“Under the Trump administration, the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) has systematically rolled back workers’ rights to form unions and engage in collective bargaining with their employers, to the detriment of workers, their communities, and the economy. “

Nothing says “pro union” like a life-long history of stiffing Union workers who perform a job for you.

I for one never thought I would see the day where child labor was again a thing in America. Thank a Republican for kids dying in factories, no longer just their schools!

Republicans will say and do anything that will get them elected. There are no core Republican values. Power is the only thing that matters to them.

In fact, zero Republicans sponsor the PRO Act.

Dax could quite simply duck out of a conversation he’s out of his depth in and all these assholes who magically developed major concerns about women’s sports overnight could maybe make an attempt at being less transparent about the fact that they’ve found a clever way to disguise their sense of ick about trans folks.